Stupid Human Tricks Korean Style

Another nice photo sent from a friend in Korea. Here is his comments on the picture:
"The red sign in the left background advertises the presence of a
marital aid store..."

Buy some shit muskmelons then some sex toys!

Dogshit and Muskmelon

Korean Herald Contains Harmful Web Content

Just thought this was pretty funny when I click on a link off of google to visit the Korean Herald and it popped up a warning telling me "return to the previous page to pick another site, or continue at my own risk.". Nice that you can't even trust one of the country's national newspapers.

bunny love bunny ranch

bunny love bunny ranch

If you have no plans for you R&R perhaps you should hit nevada and spend some time with one of the girls from the bunny ranch. It's not advertised but if you wear you uniform in, there is a chance they will give you a discount and mention you decided to take the trip because of mybeautifulkorea. The girls are fantastic looking but after looking at the pics i think you will agree bunny is one of the best looking girls. You can book appoints with her online here:

BUNNY LOVE

The bunny ranch is located between Lake Tahoe and Carson City. You fly into Reno-Tahoe International Airport. You can find out more info about how to get there here on the bunny ranche's frequently asked questions site:
How to get there

Oh and they have a bar so go get some sex and have a few drinks on R&R. Even though USFK doesn't condone prostitution, Nevada does, so go and enjoy. USFK does not have jurisdiction over Nevada:) Have a great vacation and send us your stories or post them in the comments.

Oh and the pics above are real! She is there waiting for you to visit! Once in a while you can even catch her on DrinkingCam.com

Here are a few pictures a friend sent from his camera phone. They were taken at the Phoenix Park Ski Resort in Korea. You can't make out the small caption below BeaverTails, but it claims "This brand of pastry is a Canadian classic". I bet there were a lot of nice beaver tails up there but unfortunately none are in the pics. If you want though you can head on up to the resort and get some Tail. If you check out this link --- Phoenix Park Ski Resort It will give you some information about the ski resort, so go on out and get some Beaver Tail, pastry that is.

Phoenix Park Ski Resort BeaverTails

Phoenix Park Ski Resort BeaverTails

Phoenix Park Ski Resort BeaverTails

Here is a song that a friend emailed to me. I do not know who the singer is so leave info in the comments if you know.

Listen or Download here -- you can right click link save target as

come walk with me down to anjung-ri
so many wonderful sites to see
from prostitutes to DVDs bling bling selling adashis
it's the first of the month and i just got paid
so tell those juicies i'm on my way
i'm wearing the suit that i just had made
it's guaranteed to get me laid
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu
going down town to clear mind
because you can spell juicy without uic
chicken on stick makes my stomach turn
I can't wait till the next burger burn
we work real hard and now it's time to play
so all rally up down at IDK
let's kick our boot off and lets have some fun
and celebrate getting off G01
but let me warn you from the very start
don't ever start you night off with a ten man march
cause 20 shots later i'm on the floor
and my wingman draggin me out the door
i don't want to leave but i know i must
gotta catch the drunkbus
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
It's OK
woke up the next morning at revelry
to run 3 miles for my PT
I like to stay strong and i like to stay fit
but nothing kills a hangover like the smell of PIG SHIT
so i show up to work at 9:02
with a half shaved face and reaking of booze
i sober up at half past four
it's almost time to go drink some more
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu
i went up[ to Osan for a little change
i saw the same damn juicy with a different name
i bought a fake purse for my lovely wife
i got a air assault piston and a switch blade knive
i had so much fun it's hard to believe
i don't want to go
but i can't wait till leave
so if there is any one thing that you learn from me
it's enjoy yourself but stay away from kimchi
cause it will make you fart
it will make you itch
you'll be puking inside a binjo ditch
they make that stuff by letting it rot
it smells like garbage and tastes like snot
but the best thing to eat
just in case you forgot
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu

Here is a nice story left by a guy named Bill in the comments about a simpler time in Korea when it was ok to pay for sex and the girls even had to be checked, to protect the troops. How things have changed!

Bill:
I served in South Korea from Oct 68 to June 69 in the 2nd/32nd 7th infantry Division pulling guard on a missel site about 60 miles from Soule.(Joyu) Not sure of spelling. After arriving from a stint in Vietman with the 1st Air Cav I found Korea a wonderful place to serve. Had many Korean girlfriends and have no regrets. All the girls had to have monthly VD checks so picking up a disease was not easy to do as long as the girl had a updated card. Some of the most fun times in my life occurred there.
Almost 40 years ago!

I'm Soo Ronely

Make a phone call from work get executed in front of 150,000 people. That is what happened in North Korea. Oh and six people got crushed and 34 others injured in a stampede as people fled the stadium. You can read the story on fox news here...

This site North Korean Refugees shows a 3 minute clip of a public execution in North Korea. I think North Korea is probably hurting their tourism with all the public executions.

Here are a couple videos posted on youtube. Public Executions in North Korea. Top one is part one bottom one is part two.