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Phoenix Park Ski Resort

Here are a few pictures a friend sent from his camera phone. They were taken at the Phoenix Park Ski Resort in Korea. You can't make out the small caption below BeaverTails, but it claims "This brand of pastry is a Canadian classic". I bet there were a lot of nice beaver tails up there but unfortunately none are in the pics. If you want though you can head on up to the resort and get some Tail. If you check out this link --- Phoenix Park Ski Resort It will give you some information about the ski resort, so go on out and get some Beaver Tail, pastry that is.

Phoenix Park Ski Resort BeaverTails

Ode to Korea left by Keven and Craig in the comments under Korean Classic

Ode to Korea / Ode to 8th Army

Well here’s to 8th Army one hell of a place, the way that it’s run is a friging disgrace there’s privates and corporals and sergeants too with their thumbs up their asses and nothing to do.

They rant and they rave and they scream and shout, they talk about things they know nothing about, for all their worth they might as well be, shoveling shit on the DMZ.

Well heres to 8th Army one hell of a place, the way that it’s run is a friging disgrace, there’s captains and majors and light colonels too with their thumps up their asses and nothing to do.

They rant and they rave and they scream and shout, they talk about things they know nothing about, for all their worth they might as well be, shoveling shit on the DMZ.

Well it’s up in the morning and to the latrine. It hurts when I pee I’ve been out with a queen. Come on doc you gotta make me clean. To hell with Itawon and all her VD.

You know when my tours over and I go back home. Back to my true love never more to roam. Well all I’ll think about is her misery . To hell with Itawon all all her VD.

War Memorial Pict

American Steel 2nd Annual Pyeongtaek Bike Fest

If you want a good time you should definitely come out to this event. More than a hundred bikes, bands, and plenty of drinking. If you need more information you can call

Easy Riders 02-2273-1340

April 14-15th 2006
Rodeo St. Anjung-ri Pyeongtaek-si

The registration fee is $25 for single or $35 for a couple(couple consists of a male and female)
Single registration comes with a tshirt
couple registration comes with one male one female tshirt
couple/single also get a ride pin and get entered for the raffle which contains plenty of prizes.

China Expands it’s Red Curtain

In a bold move today after 30 days of talks with China, North and South Korea have decided to put aside their differences and reunite. They have agreed to become a sovereign territory of China and operate in the same way as Hong Kong. When the leaders of the two countries were asked what the main deciding factor was for their decision they said, “We must join forces with China, so that we do not lose control of the Dokdo Islets”. Under the new agreement with China US troops have 90 days to leave the peninsula. More details about this story can be found here.

Kimchi Song

Listen or Download here

Get that Kimchi off your plate
Throw it out the god damn door
You’re a GI's women now
You don’t eat that shit no more
Get in there and brush your teeth
If you plan to share my bed
Come to me with breath like that
Tie a baggy around your head

I don’t care what all your friends say
That their yobos like to eat
Serve me that shit one more time girl
Gonna find your ass back on the street

I don’t care what all your friends say
That their yobos like to eat
Serve me that shit one more time girl
You’ll find your ass back on the streets

I can eat most anything
(oh and he does)
Takes a lot to make me gag
So I’m warning you this time
Rotten cabbage ain’t my bag

I don’t want to be a drag
Rotten cabbage ain’t my bag

Korean Classic

If this song doesnt describe it all nothing does.

listen or download here

Miss Lee:

In a bar in Itaewon
Down from Old Yongsan
On a barstool she flashed me her thang
Well i thought i'd get closer
So i stumbled over
sit down and asked her its name
(pookie)
When the drink overtook her
she said i'm a hooker
but you can just call me Miss Lee
so i gave her a 20
she gave me 14.07 back
this is what happened to me:

You picked a fine time to burn me Miss Lee
4 days to port call and a case of VD
but i had a good time
i lived through a short time
this time its herpes type 3
(type 3?)
Picked a fine time to burn me Miss Lee

As i sit in this bar room
gotta go to the bathroom
lord it hurts so bad when i pee
(aghhhhh!)
what she did to my wienie
i outta kick her kundingie
if i could just find that Miss Lee
then the post Sgt. Major
He made me a wager
that i couldnt that i couldnt catch his Miss Kim
So i'm going out tonight
If my wallets just right
then i'll give my herpes to him!

You picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
4 days to port call and a case of vd
but i had a good time
i lived through the short time
this time its herpes type 3
(thats 1 and 2 together)
Picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
Picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
You picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
or che or cho or chong or kong or wong or ?

Well thats it, Korean bars outside military bases in a nutshell :)