Post details: Kimchi Song

03/29/06

Permalink 03:18:12 am, by matherman Email , 164 words, 641 views   English (US)
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Kimchi Song

Kimchi
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Get that Kimchi off your plate
Throw it out the god damn door
You’re a GI's women now
You don’t eat that shit no more
Get in there and brush your teeth
If you plan to share my bed
Come to me with breath like that
Tie a baggy around your head

I don’t care what all your friends say
That their yobos like to eat
Serve me that shit one more time girl
Gonna find your ass back on the street

I don’t care what all your friends say
That their yobos like to eat
Serve me that shit one more time girl
You’ll find your ass back on the streets

I can eat most anything
(oh and he does)
Takes a lot to make me gag
So I’m warning you this time
Rotten cabbage ain’t my bag

I don’t want to be a drag
Rotten cabbage ain’t my bag

Comments:

Comment from: you [Visitor] Email
you're an ass
Permalink 03/31/06 @ 13:13
Comment from: matherman [Member] Email
Hey "you" The other members of mybeatifulkorea and myself would like to thank you for your comments. Hope you keep reading!
Permalink 03/31/06 @ 22:26
Comment from: you [Visitor] Email
youre an assHOOOOOOLE
Permalink 04/03/06 @ 21:55
Comment from: passerby [Visitor] Email
At least you are not pretending something you are not. A very vivid observation from a typical white trash living in korea. It's rather refreshingly honest and shocking at the same time.
Permalink 08/11/06 @ 07:16
Comment from: camplongmp86 [Visitor] Email
I had a cassette of this group while I was in Korea, but I've lost it over the years. Anybody remember the name of the group, and where can I download the rest of their songs?
Permalink 10/20/06 @ 16:48
Comment from: Bill Malloy [Visitor] Email
I once had the same cassette tape, and I believe it was the product of a band called Johnny Crab and the Crab Mountain Daredevils. If I'm not mistaken, Army aviators Mike Rogers and Jeff Stanton created the group in Schweinfurt Germany in the 1970s, and subsequently took their act to Korea. Jeff later became an expert Mi-24 Hind pilot for the Opposing Forces unit at Ft Irwin California, however I was unable to find anything about either of them on the internet.
--Bill Malloy
Permalink 11/23/06 @ 09:04
Comment from: Bill Malloy [Visitor] Email
Correction: Jeff Stayton, not Jeff Stanton
Permalink 11/24/06 @ 08:07
Comment from: Craig Killebrew [Visitor] Email
The "Mason Dixon Line" band, of which I was a member, did the Kimchee song. Mason Dixon Line released 2 albums in Korea...."Number Hanna" and "On the Road Some More". These albums contain many other GI favorites such as " Fine time to Burn Me Ms.Lee" and "Ode to Korea". We lived and worked in Korea during the mid 1980's.
Permalink 12/26/06 @ 20:39
Comment from: Alan [Visitor] Email
Mason Dixon Line is the name I remember. You guys were great. Thanks.
Permalink 04/08/07 @ 23:02
Comment from: Sherry [Visitor] Email
I am half Korean and eat Kimchee when my "yobo" is out working. I know it does not smell that good to the average person. But this song made me laugh so loud, my son thought I was crazy....funny stuff....
Permalink 09/26/07 @ 21:11
Comment from: visitor [Visitor] Email
Wow, this is pretty ignorant. It truly diplays why people in other countries can't stand Americans and their intolerance. I also don't see why it's funny. Nothing funny about a white guy going to marry a Korean woman and not wanting to learn any part of her culture. Only wanting her to assimilate to American culture....soooo typcical.
Permalink 10/03/07 @ 12:24
Comment from: Chris [Visitor] Email
Sorry but this is a rasist song. It is a shame and a hit into every koreans face. And it is a good example how most americans behave like monkeys when they are guests in a foreign culture. Does anyone wonder about why americans "are so welcome" in the rest of the world ?
Permalink 10/10/07 @ 03:24
Comment from: Berg [Member] Email
Boo-fuckin-hoo to the last two comments. Do you know how racist (learn how to spell that word btw Chris) the Koreans are? and not only to americans, they hate everyone. I speak Korean and lived over there for several years, and have traveled back and forth many more times. Do you know how much shit they talk behind your back when they think you dont understand them? Or how they try to fuck you in every way possible in any sort of business dealing? Do you have any clue how much the younger generations (who dont remember us saving their asses in the Korean War) hate us? I'm going to venture a guess of no to all of the above.

Now to top all this off i fucking love kimchee and just about all korean food. But i hate it when they walk by my table when i'm cooking my food and snatch the tongs and scissors out of my hands like i dont know how to cook my fucking bulgogi because i'm white. And korean prostitutes arent bad either, but you know what, most will only fuck Koreans, how racist is THAT shit huh? Or how about the signs on some bars saying 'no Americans'? Get over yourselves, douchebags.

And to close, its all in good humor and sarcasm, but obviously that escapes you guys...i have Korean friends i've played it for and they think its hilarious.
Permalink 11/06/07 @ 15:39

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