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Post details: Korean Classic

03/22/06

05:17:29 am, by Berg

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Korean Classic

If this song doesnt describe it all nothing does.

listen or download here

Miss Lee:

In a bar in Itaewon
Down from Old Yongsan
On a barstool she flashed me her thang
Well i thought i'd get closer
So i stumbled over
sit down and asked her its name
(pookie)
When the drink overtook her
she said i'm a hooker
but you can just call me Miss Lee
so i gave her a 20
she gave me 14.07 back
this is what happened to me:

You picked a fine time to burn me Miss Lee
4 days to port call and a case of VD
but i had a good time
i lived through a short time
this time its herpes type 3
(type 3?)
Picked a fine time to burn me Miss Lee

As i sit in this bar room
gotta go to the bathroom
lord it hurts so bad when i pee
(aghhhhh!)
what she did to my wienie
i outta kick her kundingie
if i could just find that Miss Lee
then the post Sgt. Major
He made me a wager
that i couldnt that i couldnt catch his Miss Kim
So i'm going out tonight
If my wallets just right
then i'll give my herpes to him!

You picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
4 days to port call and a case of vd
but i had a good time
i lived through the short time
this time its herpes type 3
(thats 1 and 2 together)
Picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
Picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
You picked a fine time to burn me miss Lee
or che or cho or chong or kong or wong or ?

Well thats it, Korean bars outside military bases in a nutshell :)

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Comment from: andy [Visitor]

Looking for a song about the Eighth Army that I last heard in the late eighties in Korea - goes something like "we're the eighth army so what the hell...etc etc etc...shoveling shit on the dmz"...etc etc etc.

Anybody got that?

07/18/06 @ 11:52

Comment from: david wolfe [Visitor]

is this song on a cd?

10/18/06 @ 18:53

Comment from: Craig Killebrew [Visitor]

The song is "Ode to Korea" from the Number Hanna album by Mason
Dixon Line.

12/26/06 @ 21:20

Comment from: Pfc [Visitor]

Damm Sarg , she humped me

so hard i'm still cumming

said the pvt a week later .

08/15/07 @ 01:38

Comment from: Keven Sands [Visitor]

Well I did my best to recall the words to the song Ode to Korea, which I recall being Ode to the 8th Army. I remember buying a copy of the tape in a club in Itewan.
I'm sure I'm missing something here but it's close.

Ode to Korea / Ode to 8th Army

Well here’s to 8th Army one hell of a place, the way that it’s run is a friging disgrace there’s privates and corporals and sergeants too with their thumbs up their asses and nothing to do.

They rant and they rave and they scream and shout, they talk about things they know nothing about, for all their worth they might as well be, shoveling shit on the DMZ.

Well heres to 8th Army one hell of a place, the way that it’s run is a friging disgrace, there’s captains and majors and light colonels too with their thumps up their asses and nothing to do.

They rant and they rave and they scream and shout, they talk about things they know nothing about, for all their worth they might as well be, shoveling shit on the DMZ.

09/06/07 @ 05:12

Comment from: Craig [Visitor]

Keven here are the other two verses:

Well it’s up in the morning and to the latrine. It hurts when I pee I’ve been out with a queen. Come on doc you gotta make me clean. To hell with Itawon and all her VD.

You know when my tours over and I go back home. Back to my true love never more to roam. Well all I’ll think about is her misery . To hell with Itawon all all her VD.

09/07/07 @ 21:22

Comment from: Keven Sands [Visitor]

Wow cool! I was there from 1989 to 1993 and toward the end of our tour I couldn't find the tape again in any of the bars. Does anyone have this on tape / CD? Want to sell it?

09/12/07 @ 09:05

Comment from: Craig [Visitor]

I saw a Mason Dixion Line Number Hanna album for sell on e-bay music the other day. Number Hanna album has Ms. Lee and Ode to Korea (the 8th Army song).

09/23/07 @ 21:27

Comment from: Bill [Visitor]

I served in South Korea from Oct 68 to June 69 in the 2nd/32nd 7th infantry Division pulling guard on a missel site about 60 miles from Soule.(Joyu) Not sure of spelling. After arriving from a stint in Vietman with the 1st Air Cav I found Korea a wonderful place to serve. Had many Korean girlfriends and have no regrets. All the girls had to have monthly VD checks so picking up a disease was not easy to do as long as the girl had a updated card. Some of the most fun times in my life occurred there.
Almost 40 years ago!

11/19/07 @ 06:51

Comment from: Bert [Visitor]

I first heard this song when I was stationed at Kwang Ju AB. We were up at Osan and stopped in the Frontier Club and heard this song performed live by a group call the Kimchee Cowboys. I laughed so hard I cried. Some of the words were different. It was "four days to DEROS and past my PCOD" but I really enjoyed hearing it again. Thanks!!!

08/30/08 @ 14:46

Comment from: Marco [Visitor]

Wow, great memories.

Is saw the Mason Dixon Line band at
Camp Pelham in 1985. I was at HHC 1/31 in Camp Howze 85-87.

Good times, bad times.

I bought the cassette from the band, and can rip it to MP3s if anyone wants it.

11/13/08 @ 12:42

Comment from: Kevin [Visitor]

Saw Mason Dixon at K-16 NCO Club 1985. This was one of the songs I never forgot. I have an album from that night. I miss those good ole days.

12/08/08 @ 05:47

Comment from: Jerry S [Visitor]

I was in Osan in 1976, everyone song this song when they were short. I think its greate someone finally recorded it it's been in my head for many years!

05/18/10 @ 17:11

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