Stupid Human Tricks Korean Style

Looks like the Koreans are at it again trying to crack down on the illegal sex trade. They are designating 24 areas nation wide as intense surveillance zones. What a joke has anyone taken a ride by thousand one alley lately? The pink lights light up the sky at dusk. You can read the propaganda article here at the Korean Times.

Last week another Korean was just sitting in the middle of the road by the electronics market up in Seoul and some poor Captain had the misfortune of being the first one to come along and wack him. The newspaper article says that alcohol was not a factor but I think that is probably bullshit. Either your crazy or drunk out of your mind to be sitting in the middle of the damn road. I’m sure they didn’t even test the Korean for alcohol, which is also bullshit and has happened before. The excuse I heard before when they didn’t test the guy for alcohol was it was to late he was already dead, which is a complete load of crap. Well sorry to hear about the Captain can’t say I’m sorry about the other guy, I think this is where Darwinism falls into place. I just hope some relatives, that the dead Korean hasn’t seen for 20 years, don’t come out of the woodwork to collect their share of the pot of gold. You can read the Stars and Stripes article here:

Stars and Stripes article

So in the mood for a delicious snack? Little bowl of something to tempt those taste buds? Oh has adashi got a treat for you. Bo Shin Tang, the soup made from the other white meat. Forget about pork and chicken and follow the billboard to the Dog Soup place just up ahead. Take a right and its 1km up the rice patty road. My stomach is rumbling already just thinking about it. So if you’re feeling a little hungry, or if you are tired of the family pet and want to drop him off where someone will really enjoy him, just call the number above on the improvised billboard.

Well it looks like North Korea is getting in on the Dokdo Islet fight now. They’ve issued a stamp, that has to be an undisputable claim of sovereign territory right there. Now who will win North Korea, South Korea, or Japan? Guess it is whoever has the most turtle ships or mini subs. I say the first one that has people live on the islet without leaving for ten years wins!

Here is a beautiful dwelling with lots of natural light, and a short commute from either Camp Humphreys or Osan Air Base. No need for air-conditioning in the summer, because this unit gets a great breeze year round. With the low rent it’s an unbelievable steal. I think beavers build houses like this right?