Stupid Human Tricks Korean Style

Dog Crap Anyone -- Dog Crap muskmelons that is!

Another nice photo sent from a friend in Korea. Here is his comments on the picture:
"The red sign in the left background advertises the presence of a
marital aid store..."

Buy some shit muskmelons then some sex toys!

Dogshit and Muskmelon

Don't Visit the Korean Herald's Site

Korean Herald Contains Harmful Web Content

Just thought this was pretty funny when I click on a link off of google to visit the Korean Herald and it popped up a warning telling me "return to the previous page to pick another site, or continue at my own risk.". Nice that you can't even trust one of the country's national newspapers.

Bulgogi And Rice Song

Here is a song that a friend emailed to me. I do not know who the singer is so leave info in the comments if you know.

Listen or Download here -- you can right click link save target as

come walk with me down to anjung-ri
so many wonderful sites to see
from prostitutes to DVDs bling bling selling adashis
it's the first of the month and i just got paid
so tell those juicies i'm on my way
i'm wearing the suit that i just had made
it's guaranteed to get me laid
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu
going down town to clear mind
because you can spell juicy without uic
chicken on stick makes my stomach turn
I can't wait till the next burger burn
we work real hard and now it's time to play
so all rally up down at IDK
let's kick our boot off and lets have some fun
and celebrate getting off G01
but let me warn you from the very start
don't ever start you night off with a ten man march
cause 20 shots later i'm on the floor
and my wingman draggin me out the door
i don't want to leave but i know i must
gotta catch the drunkbus
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
It's OK
woke up the next morning at revelry
to run 3 miles for my PT
I like to stay strong and i like to stay fit
but nothing kills a hangover like the smell of PIG SHIT
so i show up to work at 9:02
with a half shaved face and reaking of booze
i sober up at half past four
it's almost time to go drink some more
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu
i went up[ to Osan for a little change
i saw the same damn juicy with a different name
i bought a fake purse for my lovely wife
i got a air assault piston and a switch blade knive
i had so much fun it's hard to believe
i don't want to go
but i can't wait till leave
so if there is any one thing that you learn from me
it's enjoy yourself but stay away from kimchi
cause it will make you fart
it will make you itch
you'll be puking inside a binjo ditch
they make that stuff by letting it rot
it smells like garbage and tastes like snot
but the best thing to eat
just in case you forgot
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu

Don't make long Distance Calls in North Korea

I'm Soo Ronely

Make a phone call from work get executed in front of 150,000 people. That is what happened in North Korea. Oh and six people got crushed and 34 others injured in a stampede as people fled the stadium. You can read the story on fox news here...

This site North Korean Refugees shows a 3 minute clip of a public execution in North Korea. I think North Korea is probably hurting their tourism with all the public executions.

Here are a couple videos posted on youtube. Public Executions in North Korea. Top one is part one bottom one is part two.

Random Korea News

Bribery

This is a good one...gotta love bribery, which is rampant in South Korea BTW, but this is a nice big one...apparently they had a 1 Trillion Won (thats around 1.1 billion us dollars folks) hidden slush fund to pay off prosecutors and manipulate evidence and testimony in trials regarding Samsung...as Borat would say "Is nice!"
Tip of the Iceberg Article

slush fund article

New fucking bills finally!

So the Koreans have finally decided to make a denomination of money higher than 10,000 ($10) fucking Won. About damn time...When your rent is $4000 and you have to convert that into 10,000 won bills to pay your Korean landlord who wont take dollars you might as well bring a burlap sack and a donkey to haul it on.

Article on the Bills

finally 50,000 and 100,000 bills!

Only in Korea: Toilet House

hahahaha...and they're charging a $1 donation to see the inside...

The South Korean Toilet House

And they're hosting the inaugural meeting of the World Toilet Association! If only i was there!!!

Feminists gaining ground in Korea

Shin Saimdang picture for W50,000

Apparently progressive women in Korea say her image does not fit todays society because it suggest women should be family oriented. Pretty soon they will be out there pulling pigs apart in protest of the new bills.
Link to Korean Chosun Article